Sophie: I said if you d/e, I wont miss you.ĭex: You know, Sophie gives Linh flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.īiana: I don't know, I'm confused as well. Linh: That’s technically true, I suppose. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Linh: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.īiana: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Keefe: Because I don't know what they mean.īiana: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-ĭex: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Keefe: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. are you measuring your height in cheetos? Tam: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.īiana: Why. Linh: *sharpens kn/fe* We've got ways of making people talk. Tam′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.*Later* Sophie, texting Tam: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Keefe: Get in loser, we're going shopping. Sophie: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.įitz, upon learning how Sophie did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?įitz: Wait you like me? For my personality? Keefe: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them. Linh: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little? Sophie: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.īiana: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Tam: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Keefe: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back. Linh: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. I got my first one when I was four.īiana: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.įitz: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.įitz: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled. Linh, buckling the banana up: buckle UP, it’s the LAW!įitz: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Linh, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the ? Linh: *running towards Biana with open arms*īiana: I thought you were going to attack me. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”īiana: I don't follow the rules.
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